A little old, but...

... I was out at a Primanti Bros for one of the Stanley Cup games when some chick came in wearing a crown and body paint to announce it was her 21st birthday.

I had a few thoughts.

1. Serious, bitch, do you think anyone cares?

2. If we lose again tonight, it's going to be a shitty birthday for you because no one will be in a very good mood.

3. Body paint? Are you serious?